seriousjones:

me: I broke up with my ex-gf. here’s her number

you: but you didn’t give me anything

me: sike

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yee
  1. person: get your license
  2. me: The Road Is A Terrifying Place And I Am Very Afraid To Drive

ostolero:

:keep crying fuckboy” is the spirit of this generation

tardisexuality:

do not trust people who get excited about halloween they may in fact be skeletons

rftminges:

SPREAD THE TRUTH

Anonymous said:
i had a dream about magical girls that had super strength/agility, but instead of wearing a special outfit they would shed their skin and turn into a skeleton.

grawly:

ianbrooks:

Blastoise in Cheese

what the fuck

hot-potato-cold-bazooka:

hot-potato-cold-bazooka:

So I’m moving into a new apartment, and I was told that the room had been damaged, but nothing could have prepared me for the fact that someone had carved Li Shang’s head out of the bathroom door and written “We must defeat the Huns!” on it.

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thankyoucorndog:

thankyoucorndog:

kingcheddarxvii:

digivolvin:

YEE

AGAIN

I’ve never hated a post more

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I’VE NEVER HATED A POST MORE


Some days, some nightsSome live, some dieIn the way of the samurai

Some days, some nights
Some live, some die
In the way of the samurai